so i bought a gourd. on the L headed to iit i was sitting across from a girl who was very clearly high. she pointed at it and was like “whats that???” i respond, “its a gourd.” and shes like “what? OH MY GOD IS THAT A GIANT PEAR”
i think i found notmia or at least a mysterious blue haired notmia double
bored? heres a fun idea: take the rules of fight club and replace the word “fight” with “fuck” in all instances. then pick your favorite
CORRECTION: Little typo—an iamb is actually unstressed-stressed—but the Hendrix song still works. Also, the name of the Hendrix song should be “Come On (Let the Good Times Roll)” There’s no “Baby.” The name of the Dylan song, contrary to popular belief, really is “Tangled up in Blue,” not “Blues.” Just…just one Blue. I realize the song title information is not super important.
But it’s super important.
Katy is my HERO.
i just like the fact that theres a hendrix song written in iambic pentameter
…..i dont like it
For the wife.
I needed kilts on my dash and did not know it.
Sorrynotsorry. It’s totally for the kilts. Totally…
I’m a fan of kilts.
WHO ARE YOU MEN IN YOUR KILTS?!
guys i found the lost matrix beach episode
1st column 3rd row
i think that conlucdes our broadcast day
tune in next time you feel like ignoring life to the fullest